New Religion

Hey, sorry I've been absent for a while, I've been busy. It was only a short while ago I found inner peace with my new religion. It's called Taco Bell's Grilled Chicken Burrito, and it's 89 cents.

http://www.tacobell.com/grilled_chicken/

FUCK YOU, CHRISTIANITY!

Gallon Challange

>Did you make a youtube video of yourself doing a gallon challenge?

Depends. Are you impressed?

>That's not what it depends on at all.

That's so weird. I just failed a gallon challenge yesterday. My cousin filmed it. What are the odds of that.

> 100%. They're 100%

Oh, CH

Blue Lagoon 2

Best. Day. Ever. Just found out there's a sequel to Blue Lagoon called Blue Lagoon 2. Stopping by Blockbuster's on the way home.

How I Imagine “Pop Champagne” Was Created

Jim Jones is in his study, enjoying a fine port wine. The marketplace section of the newspaper in his hands. He dips it slightly to see Ron Browz walk in. Ron has a bottle of glue and a brown paper bag, which he has been breathing out of.

RON: Jim, I got ideas. I got so many ideas.

Jim puts down his paper to give Ron his full attention

RON: My brain feels like Pregnant Fat Chick it’s so big.
JIM: You must have one whopper of an idea! Do tell!

Ron pours some more glue into his bag. He breathes in deeply from the bag. He starts looking for Blue Pirates – his mortal enemy - which he can see none. Ron realizes he’ll have to huff more glue in order to see through to the truth.

RON: You know that “Na-na-na-nananana-na-na” part of the song we’ve been working on. Pop Champagne?
JIM: The finely tuned melodic interlude? Of course.
RON: Yeah, screw that. We don’t need a melody. I’m just going to turn on the drum machine and let you go.
JIM: How daring. But how will we differentiate our sound? With only a drum, what will we give the listener?
RON: Too much bass. And we’ll mess with vocals.
JIM: That seems lazy.
RON: BLUE PIRATES!

Ron jumps out the second story window.

Wayan Legacy

Do I really live in a world where "White Chicks" is reffed to as a success? The new Wayan's brothers movie "Dance Flick" is being heavily promoted with reference to 'White Chicks'. Why not "Little Man" or "Mo' Money"? Marketing gurus, is "Scary Movie" really it for them? Do you just find yourself in a crap shoot afterwards, and just throw a dart at what you'll reference?

West Side!

This is History, people. History.

Dark Knight

So I spent today reading the Dark Knight script, it's online for free under a WB "For Your Consideration" website.

Turns out Heath Ledger improved some of the best parts of his character. Damn shame.

Anywho, this will settle the "Is He Dead?' argument from the movie. It's taken from the ending during the standoff at the burnt down warehouse.

DENT
Your turn, Gordon.

GORDON
You're right, Harvey. Rachel's death
was my fault. But punish me-

DENT
I'm about to. Tell your son it's
going to be all right, Gordon. Lie.
Like I lied.

Gordon looks up. Pained. Locks eyes with his son.

GORDON
It's going to be all right, son.

Dent FLIPS the coin. High. Dent's eyes FOLLOW the coin up-
Batman HURLS himself at Dent and the boy.

All three of them VANISH over the edge. A TERRIBLE CRASH then
silence, but for the sound of DENT'S COIN, SPINNING on
the floor at the edge of the hole.

Gordon, horrified, RUNS to the edge- peers down-
Dent lies at the bottom of the hole, his neck broken. DEAD.

The coin stops spinning, GOOD SIDE UP.