Kenji [Desirable]

Two women at my work were around the corner, unaware I checking the schedule. They were both older, the younger one married in her late twenties/early thirties. I heard my name, so my ears perked up. There were talking about me.

Sexually.

Ew.

I'm not one to think of myself in any other terms then awesome. It's an all encompassing word that probably includes sexy, but never needs to be said - like how the Total Gym is a total gym. Total is right in the title, but people sometimes forget it includes everything, even the uncomfortable man-on-man shower time. Chuck Norris had enough foresight to put that in.

I sometimes forget that I am probably one of the best looking men alive. I'm like the best kept secrets held up in every city. Sometimes you're caught up in all the hoopla; you forget there is stuff ten feet off the beaten path.

Hey! As long as we're producing thoughts from awkward experience, want to know the first time I ever felt like a sexy? Of course you do. I was dating this girl and I found out that she was cheating on me with another guy. Is that my sexy moment? Ha. Hell, no. That was my totally upset moment so I ripped off my shirt and confronted her with laser beam eye blasts.

After I tortured her with the lack of ever touching my man flesh again, she admitted she already had a man, and that I was the one who she was cheating with. There's just something sexy about that moment. I mean - yes, it's lousy - but at the same time that's so freaking awesome. She had a man friend who was already there, but she wanted Kenji to boot. She needed this? She needed this. C'mon. Who doesn't?

Don't get me wrong, I hope she felt dirty afterwards. Dirty dirty dirty. But after the swelling went down, I'll admit I felt good. I attracted someone who was taken. She already had what she needed, but I was what she wanted. That's a cool feeling. This may not be applicable all the time, but some of the time its better being wanted then needed.

Reminders for class: Take the lie out of oblivious and you're left with the obvious. On an unrelated note, I don't ever have a clue what I'm doing.