Friday, February 03, 2006

Queens of Any Age

I'm going to make this short and sweet. Queen rocks. Sure Freddy Mercury, their lead singer, was gay. Maybe even capitol gay. Maybe even Fire Island bake sale gay. But the band rocked so hardcore that their 'straight band' competitors couldn't compete with them. You give them their dues. What would rather here before a sporting event: "We Will Rock You" or "Come Sail Away"? Yeah, that's what I thought. Go sit on a piece of glass Styx, nobody cares. Domo Ire-shut the hell up.

You know you wish you knew even four of the notes from the Bohemian guitar solo. That would make you bad ass. But guess what? You don't. Tool.

Reminders for class: They tried to release a "best of" for Queen, but it proved impossible. Why? Because everything is their best of.

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