Rollerball is on USA

There's nothing wrong with being cocky, especially if you can't back it up. Everybody deserves the chance to feel greater then they really are.

Except Joel Schumaker. Fuck that guy. No. Batman & Robin? St. Elmo's Fire, Flatliners, and Phantom of the Opera? Someone needs to stop this guy. Someone patiently waiting in a H3 Hummer, located in a dark parking lot with his lights off, with half a bottle of wild turkey in his system and an inability to locate the brakes. All this someone would have to do is drive off and so much would be fixed.

I'm talking about the kind of tranquility on the same level when Jesus found the last egg at the easter egg hunt last spring. The man found the egg loaded with Starburst Jelly Beans. He did that fish and wine thing so we all got to eat as many as we wanted, and I ate so many of the purple/grape ones I got a sugar headache. Then the two of us stayed up late and got ice cream. Jesus spilt his chocalte on his robe. "Chocalate stains do not come out" he said with a sad face. I worry about that kid sometimes.






Why do I write?

Reminders to class: Starburst jelly beans are the best thing ever.