I'm 22 and for the first time in my life today I said 'Keep the change' to a teller. As the words came out of my mouth, I realized it was the first time they had ever been said without being followed by '... you filthy animal'. Don't get that? Ah, it's a classical reference - John Hughes, Home Alone 1.
At the time, I really wanted to turn around and say to the cashier "Hey! You're the first person I've ever said that to." I have an inherent urge in wanting to share first time events. Occasions need to be marked before they're forgotten. I'm sure even the first time I masturbated I wanted to kick down my parents door and get in some quality share time. Maybe you think it's wrong, but I say some things innately earn a measure of note.
Where as other things may have no purpose in being remembered, especially if it's not the first time. Where my OCD kicks in is when it moves beyond the first time and I have to signify which time it is I've committed whatever activity.
"We just watched Con Air."
"That's the 49th time I've seen it all the way through."
"What? Why?"
I do something, then it has to be marked, catalogued, and thrown into cognitive storage with a number next to it. Especially insignificant things. Actually, only insignificant things. I couldn't tell you how many dates I've had or girlfriends or toes on my feet. You could actually give me time to count those things and I'd zone out half way through, only to have me make a number up for you. 'Cuz even I won't be listening to what I'm saying, especially since 3 girlfriends is more than enough for a life time.
But times I've trimmed my fingernails , or gotten haircuts, or refilled my car this year I can do. 18, 5, 24. How awesomely sad is that?
To whom did you say 'keep the change'?
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