I feel embarrassed if I fall asleep with my pants on. I'll wake on a chair or a couch, look at the pair of khakis or jeans I'm wearing and remark: "Wow, I fell asleep before I even changed." I refer not to the mid day nap or a drunken black out - those are forces of nature. Too much booze in the system is a veritable title wave of unexpected sleep.
Here's the scenario: Me groggy. It's two am. I see a half eaten sanwhich next to the remote and the TV is showing an infomercial for a mop. There's 70% chance I slept with my mouth open, and the inside of it is dry.
None of that bothers me as much as my pants still be around my waist. It takes three seconds at most. There's no rule you even have to switch into PJs, you can cheat and just drop trow. Boxers work.
The whole thing seems like an abortion of basic sleep procedure.
1.) Take off work clothes
2.) Sleep
See! I routinely botch half of it! Other people will recommend steps like "Wash Your Face" or "Brush Your Teeth". I say they have a leftist agenda to corrupt my teeth with fluoride water and rid my face of it's natural acne infested beauty. If I'm not perfect the way God made me, why did he bother putting out something sub par? Sounds like lousy work ethic. Someone ought to get on that.
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