Double

As I won't have time to post this evening, I'll do it now.

Andy Rooney just made the statement "What is a blog? I return with "Why isn't Andy Rooney dead yet?" Because he needs to die. Seriously. Old people need to step down and eek off into the woods, dying under a bush or a fallen tree. This is the natural cycle in life. Old people aren't supposed to cling onto their last moments in front of the national spectacle and curmudgeon-up the airwaves with their technophobic crap. I heard an old person in line at the grocery store today with a cell phone. The man was in poor shape. By skin, posture - the bucket was a couple feet in front of him, just waiting to be kicked. Then this guy's cell phone goes off at decibels so loud my balls ache, and everybody is looking at him. Even the crazy nail girl with the custom Lil' Jon ringtone was staring at his honkey ass going "Pick it up". But he did not, for he was old, and it was not in his ways.

So the phone rang again.

And again.

And I'm sure it went off again as he hobbled his way out.

Point being, old people suck.

Reminders for class: Old people can't see below eye level, so put stuff in their way to trip on.