Bob

For all those that say you can't buy happiness, I submit you've never sat with your nose pressed up against a 61" HD TV. Or driven a car for two weeks everyday without getting more gas. People who say money can't buy happiness have not taken a close enough look at Alex's arranged marriage. Clearly money is perpetuating things in a positive direction, so it's got to start working for me.

They renewed my contract.

Balls. Still employed. There goes that plan.