Something that annoys me....

....when the last thing you read was either Dan Brown, Cosmo, or had a main character named Harry Potter. Ur a gr8 reedur!

Hungry

I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating. Science needs to come up with an answer for this, especially since I don't feel like moving my mandibles a god damn inch right now.

(Note: I will not be accepting IV bags or Go-Gurt as a solution.)

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I know you're practicing to be a nun, but sometimes I'd wish you'd lose your faith so we could bone

I rock

Mayhaps too much?
Yay. Verily.

I'm watching Speed because I'm bored, and lets say the film hasn't aged well. It's not as bad as some get in retrospect, but it's hard to take the plot seriously with Keanu saying 'Cool' about every five f'n words. The man stretches mono-syllabic words to their limits, making me think that with the one word approach and only a minor emphasis, I could roll a game with women of the early 90' that would be smoooooth.

Oh, man. If I could land Jesse Spano, I'd play the shit out of that a one syllable statement game. Rad? RAD. Check out my girl in form.

I need to post more

But we all know that won't be happening.