I'm a big fan of porn, which why I found it so upsetting my favorite baby porn site turned out to be a fake. I made a list (I'm tired of lists too, LOL!) of five subtle reasons that led me to believe the site was Bogus.
1.) Baby porn is illegal, yet this site was charging me $49.99 a week.
2.) The main "actress" looked like a 2 year old, but she has cigarette stains around her fingers.
3.) Another actress got a tattoo on her back. You can't get tattoo unless you're 18! (BTW Tramp stamps on babies are super huge)
4.) The other baby wasn't really a baby, but just a bunch of clips from that old dancing baby fad in the late 90's - you know, the one that reoccurred on Ally McBeal for a whole season just to remind her that her biological clock was ticking away?
5.) I really don't have a fifth reason.
Talk about a bummer. Looks like I'll be re-upping my Donkeys Doing Dudes account over at the gay/animal porn section of the net.
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