I do not sleep to dream. I sleep to sleep. When I dance it's because I'm drunk - not because I think no one is watching. When I love it's to a degree usually in accordance to the last relationship I've had. Which in turn is dictated by the love before that, all the way back to the time I developed a concept of love based off my parents and TV.
Life is complicated and cannot be summed up with a phrase starting with 'Life is...' (thus negating what I just said). You can't find purpose in an inspirational poster and if you can you deserve to be caught under a bus. The only thing that will ever be ironic is how the next generation sees our actions.
What else am I missing? Let me check some random girl's profiles to find things that just tick me off in small, insipid little quote form. OH! Here we go. Dave Matthew's sucks. I've seen him live - guess what - he's still talentless. Watching him act in Red Fern or Because of Winn Dixie. You know what it's like watching? Cancer. Cancer that can't act.
Hmm. Bob Marley. He didn't come back from the dead to revive your stoner, college ass. Please stop applying him as such. Oh, and if you're in the loving mood and you quote Frank, you obviously didn't pay attention to that man's life. Like with Robert Frost: "I took the road less traveled". That's pretty much about suicide you dumby.
Well, that's about all the things that piss me off about profiles. I've been staring at them trying to think of a post and damned if this wasn't the most annoying thing ever. The same quote in six different places. How original.
A few notes about screen names: Princess, Queen, Girl, Grrl, Chick, Baby, Chix, Hot, Hottie, anything flower related and Big Mammer Jammers do not qualify as suitable handles. If you've got a screen name with anything like that in it, please change it. We mock you behind your back.
Reminders for the class: The best way to change the system is to sit back and wait for it to change.
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