Chick Trick

So eHarmony.com didn't work. Check the latest conversation below for proof. Sometimes I think it'll be easier to purchase women, preferably available on certain street corners.

Me: Girl, I want to please you
Ms. X: Yeah, about that
Me: WhaT's up sex creature?
Ms. X: The girl thing
Ms. X: like how much "girl" were you expecting?
Me: I'll make a woman out of you regardless
Ms. X: That sounds nice
Ms. X: But seriously, you'd love me know matter what - right?
Me: I'd make love to you no matter what
Ms. X: Even if I was a little different?
Me: Makes no difference to me
Ms. X: Even if I had a little uh penis?
Me: You mean you aren't that girl you linked me?!?!?
Ms. X: What if I had a big penis
Ms. X: I mean, at least until the hormones kick in?
Ms. X: Hopefully.
Me: God, not again

I think it's time to give up and just a make a million dollars then buy a wife.

Reminders for class: Buying russian brides is nothing. People do it all the time.